Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

I am very humble.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

The Big Band Theory

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

a black guy hates chicken.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

No soap radio

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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