- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

Women's rights

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I am very humble.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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