"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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c-? men, C-men

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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