Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

wanna here a good joke? me too.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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