- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

That is so fetch

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

roses are red violets should be purple

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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I have an erection My mom!

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

9/11

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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