- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

A midget walked under a bar.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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