- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

9/11

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Barack Obama

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

charlie sheen

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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