- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

the game

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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