- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

I have an erection My mom!

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

roses are red violets should be purple

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

That is so fetch

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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