im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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69.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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A seal walks into a club.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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