Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Rick Santorum 2012

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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