- Anti Joke

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Anti Joke

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