Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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