- Anti Joke

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.