What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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This sentence is a lie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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guest what i love pancakes

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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