This sentence is a lie.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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this is not a joke.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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bryden is a faggot

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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