- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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