A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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