cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Why can't jokes spit?

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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guest what i love pancakes

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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