What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

what are three short words? i a am

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Knock, Knock. Come in!

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Rick Santorum 2012

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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