- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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