whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

what's white and sticky semen

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

YOLO

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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