- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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