- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

How's the weather? Good.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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