- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Where's the soap?

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

How's the weather? Good.

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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