why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Jewwy Jewstein

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Gay republicans

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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