What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Lindsay Lohan

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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