What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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where is the world?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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