- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

my gramma died

A Sloth runs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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