Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What black and has children A black man

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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no pun intended

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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