What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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He--Hey guys

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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Cliterus

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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woman's rights

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Nuneaton..

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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