wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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