- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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