- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

96 there mad at each other instead its 69

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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