Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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knock knock There's no door

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He--Hey guys

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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