- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

I regret everything.....

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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