- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

ur gay

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Don't believe in Atheists.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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