- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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