A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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