What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Anti Joke

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