- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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