- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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