What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Cool Brian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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no pun intended

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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