What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Cool Brian

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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