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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

A Sloth runs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

my gramma died

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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