Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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I have aids

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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