Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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