fava beans

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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Black People

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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