Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

What is more worse than death? Death

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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