- Anti Joke

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"