Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Harry Styles

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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