- Anti Joke

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

A blind man walks into a wall.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.