What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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ass in my face ? no

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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meh

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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