Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Woman Rights

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted. You're adopt...wait what?

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Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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